Americans are so dirty.
That’s a pretty harsh, and overall untrue generalization.
Today I saw Midnight Riot duct tape. Duct tape. Are you kidding me?
How handy. So your biggest fans can even tape in style.
Some of the videos that the fans make for us are so lovely. Ugh, does anyone have a tissue? I need to prevent a make up disaster.
Uh, no, unfortunately I don’t have a tissue. But, wow, that must have been some video if you’re crying.
Thinking of taking one of those movie tours where you come passed famous movie locations in New York. I’m dying to see the Ghostbusters headquarters.
Those things are total tourist traps. You pay like, forty bucks just to see some buildings.
So… what is it that you’re goin’ on about again?
The Catcher in the Rye, and people’s lack of respect for it.
's not really an argument, it's just sorta a dumb book.
I honestly don’t even have anything to say right now. You’ve made me speechless.
…It is quite boring though. All the guy does is complain.
Um, excuse me? I’m willing to argue with you for hours on how Catcher is most definitely the best piece of literature to come out of planet Earth. And I will win that argument, don’t test me.
Zara are you… are you alright?
No, i’m really not. I’m so far from okay. Help.
I decided to explore a little bookstore today, and the first thing I heard upon walking in was a couple of preteens complaining about how unfair their teacher is for assigning them The Catcher in the Rye to read over break. They even had the nerve to say that it was boring. I swear, I almost had to go over there and teach them a thing or two about literature. Really grinds my gears. J.D. Salinger must be rolling over in his grave.